This animal needs to decide if it wants to be a fish or a butterfly you can’t be both
it can be whatever it wants as long as its happy
realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
The true horror: responsibility
I have to pull an early shift at work today, which may or may not be the most depressing thing I’ve ever said.
"I’m gonna ask you one more time Barry Allen and you better be honest with me. What the h-"
This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life
look at our lives, look at our choices
how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?
Dermatologists must hate him
i don’t know ariana grande but i feel like she talks shit about me behind my back
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
Other way around. Greece gave the horse to Troy.
how does this have 34000 notes im laughing so hard
did you mean: basically everything academic ever written about the trojan war/ the iliad