Wonderland Pirate


ikemarth:

manhood:

This animal needs to decide if it wants to be a fish or a butterfly you can’t be both

it can be whatever it wants as long as its happy

ikemarth:

manhood:

This animal needs to decide if it wants to be a fish or a butterfly you can’t be both

it can be whatever it wants as long as its happy

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

I have to pull an early shift at work today, which may or may not be the most depressing thing I’ve ever said.

palindroned:

You can make it all go away.

"I’m gonna ask you one more time Barry Allen and you better be honest with me. What the h-"
frankensteinfanclub:

baptistes:

thefakeoriginal:

Same

This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life

Me

frankensteinfanclub:

baptistes:

thefakeoriginal:

Same

This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life

Me

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

ohmygordh:

#i relate to mr bennet on a spiritual level

queerpoc:

i don’t know ariana grande but i feel like she talks shit about me behind my back

terrasigillata:

kosherqueer:

yochevedke:

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

Other way around. Greece gave the horse to Troy.

how does this have 34000 notes im laughing so hard

did you mean: basically everything academic ever written about the trojan war/ the iliad

Anônimo said:
❝ My dirty question to you. Would you suck my dick,...till he cums? Swallow my sperm and piss? Lick my asshole very deep and long? ❞

O.ō

mrpond